This is me explaining to Jose Canseco that him signing this baseball card is a legally binding contract for a homerun derby to take place at my discretion. Also here’s a photo of my right forearm looking pretty strong and Jose Canseco wondering if he wants any of this smoke. And, finally, here’s a photo of Jose Canseco realizing we are both going to crush some homeruns in unison for the betterment of humanity. Thanks, Jose, it was a couple minutes of your time but it means so much to me! #33
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